Is this diabolical behavior?

I don’t enjoy having anything on my desktop. No icons, no files, nothing. I also don’t like having multiple browser tabs open at once. There, I said it. Am I the crazy one?

It’s distracting, slows down my computer (idk if that’s true, but I’m saying it anyway), and it slows me down. I don’t need to go digging for pages and files if I don’t have to.

My browser is typically:

• Tab 1: calendar

• Tab 2: email

I’d rather not have more than 3-4 tabs open beyond that. Once the tabs start to shrink, forget it. I’m closing some.